The perfect interview technique?

http://www.smbc-comics.com/?id=3407#comic

My biggest weakness is humility.

I have more humility in my little finger than most people have in their whole bodies.

Our pastor mentioned that at his last parish, the gave him a “humility” button - and took it away when he wore it.

My weakness is that I’m a pacifist. And I’ll kill anyone who says otherwise.

My weakness is that I am perfect. I am either perfectly right or perfectly wrong, but I am perfect…

No one is perfect. I am no one. Therefore, I am perfect.

I’d like to think of myself as a recovering perfectionist…

ACK - not a “Humility” button - a “HUMBLE” button!

I actually attend church in Humble, Texas (around here, Humble is a municipality, not a meek state of mind or a character trait…). Who’da thunkit?

Hmmm. I should see if they have any promotional products that I could get for my pastor…

Actually the joke goes like this.

A guy goes for an interview. The interviewer looks at his resume and they chat for a bit. Then the interviewer asks, “What is your greatest weakness?” The guys responds, “I’m too honest.” The interviewer looks puzzled and tells him, “Well I really don’t think that’s a weakness.” The guy then responds, “Well I don’t really care what you think.”