Had originally started this in the “Favorite Typos” thread, but decided to initiate this one instead.
I WISH these were typos, but they’re not (but they ARE almost equally entertaining - and sad).
From a regional builder’s organization standard Residential Construction Contract:
A. Any inconsistencies or conflicts within the Construction Documents shall be resolved by the Builder in its reasonable discretion.
B. If a detail of the construction is not specified within the Construction Documents, or should an alternative building practice be available in lieu of a specified procedure, the Builder may select a construction procedure that complies with applicable building codes.
C. Unless otherwise specified in writing, materials used by the Builder in the construction of the Improvements shall be as prescribed in the Construction Documents, subject to substitution at Builders election should an item not be reasonably available or if the procurement of such would cause undue delay in the progress of the Work.
D. Any substitutions shall be of comparable grade and quality and shall be specified in a Change Order (as defined below).
E. The construction of the Improvements is also subject to any changes in the Construction Documents as may be required by federal, state or local governmental authorities. Owner acknowledges that these changes may occur during construction and agrees that so long as the Improvements are substantially in compliance with the Construction Documents, any such deviations will be accepted.
(The above five items were written as one contiguous paragraph, leaving it open for interpretation that the last sentence applies to ALL items listed in A through E.)
You want more?
C. FINAL PAYMENT - The Final Payment (that portion of the Total Contract Price not paid by previous payments as well as any Change Orders and Allowances (as defined below)) will be due and payable upon Substantial Completion (as defined below) of the Improvements.
D. Except as provided in Section 5.A, Owner and Builder agree that there will be no retainage.
(The exception metioned in the above provision pertains to the builder retaining monies as liquidated damages in the event the Owner terminates the contract. Otherwise, there is NO retainage. Builder also gets a 10% down payment before he starts. Cool, huh?)
E. The Improvements will be deemed to be substantially completed (Substantial Completion) when a certificate of occupancy is issued.
(Note that there is no metion that the Work actually has to be complete; all that is needed is a C. of O. and the builder gets paid in full. What a deal!)
Here’s another good one:
B. CHANGE ORDERS OF NECESSITY - Notwithstanding the provisions of Section 9.A, Owner agrees to execute Change Orders (including any necessary increases to the Total Contract Price) that may be necessary to:
- Comply with applicable governmental requirements.
- Provide structural integrity to the Improvements.
- Route electrical, mechanical, or other systems included in the Work.
- Avoid or correct any conditions which might result in defects or other warranty claims.
*(Commentary:
- Sounds reasonable.
- You mean the sale price of the house does not include provisions or the reasonable expectation that it be structurally sound?
- So pipe, ductwork, and wire ARE included, but routing them is not?
- So Owner pays for builder’s non-confoming work, and pays whatever it costs to keep it from being a warranty item? Whatever happened to doing it right the first time?)*
And last but not least . . .
E. OBJECTIONS TO WORK - Owner agrees to promptly notify Builder of any objections to any Work not in compliance with the Construction Documents. Failure by Owner to promptly notify Builder of objections to any Work performed within any phase of construction shall constitute an acceptance of that portion of the Work.
(A few paragraphs later it says that owner site visits shall be kept to a minimum. How convenient.)
The above paragraph E continues . . .
Owner acknowledges and agrees, however, that it may be inappropriate and/or unreasonably expensive and time-consuming to replace, re-fabricate or repaint a component that exhibits a minor defective condition. In such instances, Builder, in its sole judgment, may (i) employ an alternate remedy to correct the deficiency in conformance with reasonable building practices, or (ii) conclude that the condition is within acceptable tolerances and take no corrective action.
Nothing like the builder being the judge and jury in the event of their own defective work!
To anyone who may be building or remodeling a home, READ YOUR CONTRACT.