“Submit for approval in accordance with requirements.”
But as the clerk explains the features and attributes of the proposed new eye wear, the customer would not say, " I…"
Come on, you get it!
“I see, said the blind man to his deaf son, as he picked up his hammer and saw…”
A little specifier humor for a Friday:
After a bad day at the office putting up with Architects, a dishevelled specifier walks into a bar, sits down, orders a tall beer and a shot of bourbon. The barkeep looks at him, sees that he is distraught and says to him “you look like a twisted rope”…the man replies, “nope, I’m aaaaaafraid not”. (get it?, a frayed knot)
OK, here’s another:
A termite walks into a bar and says “hey, where’s the bartender?” (assume it is a wood bar, then you’ll get it)
P.S. you ever notice, I have a theme to all my jokes? They all occur in a bar. Hmmm..
I’ve been struggling between phone calls to find a shower that meet accessibility requirements for a project when I came across the following.
"… although some movies & comics show a shower or tub enclosure filled nearly to the top with water (6 feet deep perhaps), these are comic situations and we recommend that you don’t try this with a (MFGR NAME HERE) Shower Enclosure.:
Here’s one - it’s from Dilbert, so you need to use your imagination for the cartoon that goes with it. Dilbert and Tom are chatting.
Dilbert: As usual, I worked until midnight last night.
Tom: Well, at least you made some extra money.
Dilbert: I don’t get paid for overtime.
Tom: Well, at least it was important work.
Dilbert: Not really. My boss made me revise my powerpoint presentation, but the revisions made it worse.
Tom: Well, at least you’re prepared for your meeting.
Dilbert: It was cancelled, but that’s okay because the project isn’t funded anyway.
Tom: So let me get this straight - you worked for free to worsen a presentation for a meeting that won’t happen for a project that doesn’t exist?
Dilbert: Yup.
Tom: Oh…You must be an Architect!
What a good use for my first post!
Dale:
It looks like you’re batting 1000% to date.
Ron