# Well........! **URL:** \ **Category:** Archive - Specifications Discussions #2\ **Created:** [February 21, 2006, 9:17pm UTC](https://forum.4specs.com/t/well/510 "2006-02-21T21:17:25Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 7\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![lynn\_javoroski](https://yyz1.discourse-cdn.com/flex047/user_avatar/forum.4specs.com/lynn_javoroski/32/188_2.png) [@lynn\_javoroski](https://forum.4specs.com/u/lynn_javoroski)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2006, 8:20pm UTC](https://forum.4specs.com/t/well/510/21 "2006-02-23T20:20:34Z")
“Submit for approval in accordance with requirements.” ---
**Author:** ![Rliebing](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c57346/32.png) [@Rliebing](https://forum.4specs.com/u/Rliebing)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2006, 8:51pm UTC](https://forum.4specs.com/t/well/510/22 "2006-02-23T20:51:12Z")
But as the clerk explains the features and attributes of the proposed new eye wear, the customer would not say, " I…" Come on, you get it! ---
**Author:** ![Anonymous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8491ac/32.png) [@Anonymous](https://forum.4specs.com/u/Anonymous)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2006, 9:28pm UTC](https://forum.4specs.com/t/well/510/23 "2006-02-23T21:28:34Z")
“I see, said the blind man to his deaf son, as he picked up his hammer and saw…” ---
**Author:** ![brett](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bc79bd/32.png) [@brett](https://forum.4specs.com/u/brett)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2006, 7:33pm UTC](https://forum.4specs.com/t/well/510/24 "2006-02-24T19:33:22Z")
A little specifier humor for a Friday: After a bad day at the office putting up with Architects, a dishevelled specifier walks into a bar, sits down, orders a tall beer and a shot of bourbon. The barkeep looks at him, sees that he is distraught and says to him “you look like a twisted rope”…the man replies, “nope, I’m aaaaaafraid not”. (get it?, a frayed knot) OK, here’s another: A termite walks into a bar and says “hey, where’s the bartender?” (assume it is a wood bar, then you’ll get it) P.S. you ever notice, I have a theme to all my jokes? They all occur in a bar. Hmmm.. ---
**Author:** ![randy\_cox](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ebca7d/32.png) [@randy\_cox](https://forum.4specs.com/u/randy_cox)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2006, 10:42pm UTC](https://forum.4specs.com/t/well/510/25 "2006-02-24T22:42:37Z")
I’ve been struggling between phone calls to find a shower that meet accessibility requirements for a project when I came across the following. "… although some movies & comics show a shower or tub enclosure filled nearly to the top with water (6 feet deep perhaps), these are comic situations and we recommend that you don’t try this with a (MFGR NAME HERE) Shower Enclosure.: ---
**Author:** ![dwhurttgam](https://yyz1.discourse-cdn.com/flex047/user_avatar/forum.4specs.com/dwhurttgam/32/55_2.png) [@dwhurttgam](https://forum.4specs.com/u/dwhurttgam)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2006, 11:10pm UTC](https://forum.4specs.com/t/well/510/26 "2006-02-27T23:10:30Z")
Here’s one - it’s from Dilbert, so you need to use your imagination for the cartoon that goes with it. Dilbert and Tom are chatting. Dilbert: As usual, I worked until midnight last night. Tom: Well, at least you made some extra money. Dilbert: I don’t get paid for overtime. Tom: Well, at least it was important work. Dilbert: Not really. My boss made me revise my powerpoint presentation, but the revisions made it worse. Tom: Well, at least you’re prepared for your meeting. Dilbert: It was cancelled, but that’s okay because the project isn’t funded anyway. Tom: So let me get this straight - you worked for free to worsen a presentation for a meeting that won’t happen for a project that doesn’t exist? Dilbert: Yup. Tom: Oh…You must be an Architect! What a good use for my first post! ---
**Author:** ![rm\_beard\_ccs](https://yyz1.discourse-cdn.com/flex047/user_avatar/forum.4specs.com/rm_beard_ccs/32/80_2.png) [@rm\_beard\_ccs](https://forum.4specs.com/u/rm_beard_ccs)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2006, 3:43am UTC](https://forum.4specs.com/t/well/510/27 "2006-02-28T03:43:45Z")
Dale: It looks like you’re batting 1000% to date. Ron [Previous page](https://forum.4specs.com/t/well/510.md?page=1)