Naughty , naughty specs we'll have to punish you!

Archive of Older Topics Archive - Specifications Discussions #3
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I cant print the actual output because the software is trialware but, the following was found by some adult content searchware I ran on my computer. I looked for traditional adult content (garden variety smut as well as gambling related and violence)

The major offenders:

Penthouse
Erection
Cracking
Latex Division 9 and its use of latex; they should be spanked!
Blunt
Screw
Slot(s)
Stud(s)

More spec related naughtiness:

014000 EXPLOSIVES as in dont use them
ALCOHOL and TOBACCO use thereof by contractor
Division 04: HOOKER, Kenneth A. “Working with Cast Stone.”
Division 06: milk JUGS used to make plastic decking. OH my goodness!
Division 10 PISTOL lockers
213400 a makeup or JOCKEY pump.
230000 COUPLES and SCREW are found together
230000 full of NIPPLES, SLOTS and SCREWS
320000 equipment for ADULT fitness
A variety of sections have MATURE in them
Mushroom (large water storage tanks)
Fire Retardants in a variety of sections evaluation documents: bioaccumulate in human BREAST tissue
Division 8 Security Glazing subject to TERRORIST attacks
SAFETECH International, Inc. on DICE Lane causes problems.
Larsons pdfs mentioned the word ARSON

Also, the Adobe Company has a lot to answer for. Their documents are full of smut!

OBSCENE, PORNOGRAPHIC, NUDE, DRUG are used in a license.html file from Adobe
VULGAR used in a tech document of some variety.
SLAVE: from adobe error messages This operation requires a running slave, configure slave and do SLAVE START
THONG (yes another adobe doc.)

Others worth noting off of my computer:

Adult (searching for adult content software) and
Dick (Dick Blick art materials co. and Dick O??? fellow CSI member is on a committee so every time his name comes up its a flag
Blonds (I knew they were dirtysomehow)
Stoner (from whitestoneresearch.com)
xxx used anytime to fill a gap in a documents.
Anarchy (used in a design-blog)
Slut (south lake union transit t-shirt order)
Guns (part of our company name Zimmer Gunsul Frasca Architects LLP)
Lottery (part of some meeting minutes about fundraisers)
Nasty and celebs (off of a Comcast.net html page saved in temp file)
Murder, gun suicide, blood (again off of a Comcast.net html page saved in temp file)
Breast (from a friends resume because she worked on many healthcare projects
Words like consTITute and DoCUMation make it go crazy
sketchuPIMPort from a sketchup file
LSD as part of words
Bomb from the microsoft bomb.wav file

Well now that youre all shocked. Lets talk about sexed through bolts and butt hinges, knobs, knockers and bumpers too.

This list is for Joe who cant get the e-mail because his company has a super nanny watching it.

Marc

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Marc, someone should PULL OUT the HANDCUFFS and haul you off to the SLAMMER!

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Local morning radio show guys maintain that it’s never what you say, it’s how you say it that makes the difference.

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Careful John!
Marc may like handcuffs.

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I remember the old San Francisco Building Code of the mid '80’s included this very special fire/life safety requirement:

(Where otherwise not required by Code) Bathhouse Cubicles shall be provided with one Token Head (fire sprinkler head).

I would be nervous enough if I found myself in that cubicle, let alone with the stoned guy standing per code in the corner.

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“…OLD San Francisco Building Code of the mid-'80s…”!!!

OLD???

I got ties [we used to wear them around our necks] older than that!

Or did you mean 1880’s?

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“Old San Francisco Building Code” = back when they would write it substantially themselves instead of adapting the UBC.

A young intern in our office was tasked with selecting drinking fountains for a project. When she turned the page in the catalog I suggested to the traditional white ceramic units she let out: “Oh my god! That is SO 1980’s”.

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I call those good people, “Grandchildren”.